Man Made Rules, Will Corona Obey ... ???
>> Tuesday, May 26, 2020
1. Only 20 persons in a bus. 21st will bring corona.
2. After 7 pm, corona takes walk till 7am. Don't venture out.
3. If you carry liquor from shop, corona won't mind. But it will catch you, if you sit in bar and drink.
4. If you travel with pass, you won't get it. But won't leave you if you travel without pass.
5. You won't get it, if you buy from vendor or shops. But won't leave you if you try the same at Mall or markets.
6. It won't touch politicians and their crony, without mask. But if it happens to see a common man without mask, it will run to embrace him.
7. Sunday don't venture out. It is on holiday run. You won't catch it on week days.
8. It will be waiting in temples, mosque and churches. But will never enter saloons and beauty parlour.
9. You will have it if you dine in hotels. But no problem if you sit there waiting to carry food.
10. It is not invited in rich marriages with N number of guests. But in poor man's marriage, it accompanies 51st man.
What a big joke
So be careful ...
Laugh &
Stay Safe .. Stay Blessed 🙏
Note: Forwarded message. Just for Laugh
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